Funny Thing to Do in School
19 Teachers Shared The Time A Student Made Them Laugh Like No Other, And My Cheeks Literally Hurt
"I told my kindergartners that Eleanor Roosevelt was a First Lady, and one of my students said, 'No — EVE was the first lady!'"
We recently shared a post in which teachers shared the times their students were so hilarious they laughed out loud, and they were all parts clever and hilarious:
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Well, teachers (and parents!) in the comments section chimed in with more of the funniest things a pupil has e'er said in form, and I'k laughing at these only every bit hard:
ane. "It was parent sit-in 24-hour interval, and nosotros were in our kids' class, observing their daily routine, when the teacher asked the students to share what they ate for breakfast. Well, I already started to feel embarrassed because I had let my son take a basin of sugary cereal that morning time considering I was running late..."
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"Of class, the teacher picked my son to get kickoff, and he stood up and blurted loudly and proudly, 'PORN COCKS!' I just about died on the spot, simply still managed to say, 'Corn Pops, Darling. You had Corn Pops for breakfast.'"
—kathyro
2. "I overheard 1 high schooler in the hallway tell some other that he heard people were hooking up in the bathroom, and his friend said, 'WHAT? I won't even poop in the school bathroom!'"
—evlint
3. "I was teaching my first graders about comparison and contrasting, and one of my students said, 'You lot and I are alike considering we're both dramatic.'"
—l079
4. "1 day in my second course social studies grade, I mentioned that Eleanor Roosevelt was a Showtime Lady. Well, i of my kids got actually upset and said, 'No — EVE was the starting time lady!'"
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5. "One day, ane of my students chosen 1 of her classmates a whore. I pulled her aside, and asked her what she thought that meant. She said, 'Someone whose business firm is full of trash and things.' A hoarder."
—billieb7
6. "I was teaching English language online to kids and teenagers in Cathay. Well, I asked one of my 8th-graders how he would give someone bad news in English. He paused dramatically for a long moment, and then said, '...OH SHIT.'"
"I mean, he wasn't wrong."
—sarahkn
vii. "The best affair I've ever been told was by a kindergartner, who said, 'Yous should marry a man with crude hands — that mode yous know he's a hard worker.'"
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8. "My father used to tell a story about when he was in third grade and not paying attention. His instructor yelled his name and said, 'Who killed Lincoln?!' and he quickly replied, 'I didn't do it!'"
"Later in the principal's part, my grandfather could be heard saying, 'If the boy said he didn't practice it, he didn't practise it.'"
—sarahliz16241
9. "In my loftier school AP US History class, our teacher asked the states why we thought a gunkhole that had gone off form was somewhen able to get in to America. Ane of my classmates answered, 'Jesus took the wheel!'"
—brittelaine9
10. "I'm a substitute teacher, and one day I was waiting for the kids to get off the bus when a lilliputian daughter asked when we were going to get to the classroom. I responded, 'Nosotros're but waiting for everyone to get in...'"
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"The little girl so asked me what 'make it' means, and I responded, 'We're waiting for anybody to get hither.' And she looked at me disgustedly and said, 'Why didn't yous just say that? 'Get in' — y'all audio similar a princess.'"
—mlcisallyouget
11. "1 of the kindergartners let out a 'motherfucker' one 24-hour interval, and as the instructor was taking him to the office, another kid asked what he did. A 3rd kid replied, 'Do you lot need motherfucking hearing aids?!' I had a long cough fit."
—snickums
12. "My mom was a fourth grade teacher, and one morning a pupil asked her if she noticed anything unlike about her. My mom didn't, and the educatee exclaimed, 'I put my drinking glass centre in upside down!'"
—ashleyd4a475ef45
13. "A few years agone, there was a babe boom among the fifth-class staff, and one my students informed me that she knew what we were all doing to make the babies, then looked at me like this:"
fourteen. "I volunteered to help my mom at her preschool one twenty-four hour period, and she told me to enquire her student Jasper what his dog's name is. And then I did, and he said, 'Asshole.' I asked him to repeat it, and again, he said, 'Asshole...'"
"Turns out his canis familiaris's name is Axel, and the little guy couldn't correctly pronounce the proper name."
—megana459810788
fifteen. "I was teaching my students how to measure angles with a protractor, and I asked the students what the object was. I of my students proudly raised his paw, jumped out of his chair, and said, 'It'south a math tractor!'"
"I laughed then difficult I couldn't even move on for a minute. And I nevertheless call them math tractors to my didactics squad when I need to infringe some."
—teamlochrie13
16. "When I was pedagogy my seventh graders about Christopher Columbus, it was ane of my students' first time hearing well-nigh him, and she said, 'Oh hell no — I'm gonna go back in time and cap that motherfucker.' I had nowhere to plow and so I had to laugh!"
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"And so, of course, I told her not to use that language."
—cmvg
17. "My grandmother told me about the fourth dimension her teacher asked each educatee what their parents did for a living. Well, she asked one pupil about their male parent, and the kid said, 'Oh, my mom says he chases skirts.'"
—hannav4d7d4809c
eighteen. "My parents woke my younger blood brother upwardly for his 2d 24-hour interval of preschool and said, 'Wake up — you have to go to school.' He replied, 'I already went.'"
"Well, he wasn't wrong."
—feneydag
And finally, a story that's simply plainly hilariously adorable:
nineteen. "My friend was educational activity third grade, and one 24-hour interval she and her instruction banana were giving out snacks when one of her students asked for an actress Capri Sun. She asked him why, and said he needed another for his girlfriend..."
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"Her TA told her that this must be the reason she was single — because she didn't have an extra Capri Dominicus. Well, they decided to test the theory out, and then my friend went to the mall, sat in the nutrient court, put an extra Capri-Sun on the table, and read for a while. It wasn't long earlier a young man asked if the Capri Sunday was claimed. This story was told at their nuptials."
—kathleenaw
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Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/asiawmclain/teachers-share-the-time-a-student-made-them-laugh
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